How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

March 21, 2010 - 6:20 pm

I say "It would chuck the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks."

chuck Norris wont be to happy with you?he can kill two stones with one bird don't u know anything

LMao @ first answer, yes peter piper picked peppers.
And i think the answer is 876, ( the woodchuck's average chucking ability is 876.

t he woodchuck chuck how much wood it can chuck in a day,( confusing huh?)

As much as Chuck Norris told him to.

Chuck Norris is the king of Woodchucks

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood!

And, SHE would sell ALL the seashells that SHE could sell, on the seashore, if she could SELL them! And, Peter Piper would pick 'pickled peppers', until they got too HOT for him to handle!

And, Merry MARY would get 'quite contrary', if she found Peter out the 'picking' before he found out HOW her 'garden' grows!

Talk about 'GROWING'... think about those 'RUBBER BABY BUGGY BUMPERS!' (That's something to THINK about!!!)

I'm still puzzled about Peter Piper... 'Pickled Peppers' have been 'processed'...or... something.... Picking a PECK of 'pickled peppers'?! Hmmmm!!!

as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Hey I've never heard that answer before! Neat!

But I believe the real answer is...

IF, a woodchuck COULD chuck wood, he would chuck all the wood a woodchuck would chuck IF a woodchuck COULD chuck wood.

wait didnt peter piper pick peppers?

Dumb! I already asked that question. Why you copying me? Formulate your own original questions!

none he's been laid off due to the governments inept ability in running our economy

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